Score: 4

"Shitty"

submission: Shotgun Orc

date: November 18, 2005

It's the 'pointless humor', but for some reason not funny. Maybe coz the game sucks, hmm? Do take the 3 mins to make him able to jump and fire the same time. Also, the poor greeney looks like he'd crapped his pants. The hitTests are LAME, I couldn't (didn't wanna) get past level 2 even, mostly the bowling ball and the shot.

Score: 7

"Half a year..."

submission: Turbo Spirit XT

date: November 17, 2005

It's certainly very good, but not to pay for. You'd get more cash from NG with the full version, I guess. To get those 6 months back, improve such things: use a semi-transparent gradient fill over the road, then script the height of it so it'd match with the road, that'd look much better. Juicy flights off the road are missed! I'm guessing you used an Array to generate the track, right? Then you could put a map editor in easily. Also, the bypassing stuff could have various x positions (with goto, not _x), and those more varied, too. And the classic bike jumps! O well, got carried away.

Score: 8

"Wanna do a game together?"

submission: -=another random battle=-

date: November 14, 2005

I'm in a good mood! This thing here triplified it actually! I read some said he'd like this a (RPG) game, so yeah! You've got good graphics, especially the blood FX and stuff.

Score: 6

"Oh me oh my"

submission: Our First Halloween

date: November 13, 2005

Tom should add a new category to rate movies: Hipnotizing boobs! Only adults can resist this horrible threat (and thus vote 0).

Score: 8

"Yay!"

submission: Adrenaline Challenge!

date: November 13, 2005

I don't care if it's a copy of Elasto Mania or something, coz it's the first game I'd rather not try to remake. The dynamics are quite realistic! The wheel adherence could be better, else there's some trouble getting up steep hills. Also, you should bend stuff instead of edgy climbs.

Score: 5

"Buggy..."

submission: Mario's Adventure!

date: November 10, 2005

Did you even do bug testing? I played 2 mins till the boss and I found a few bugs. You can use stuff while its invisible: platforms, exits (for the boss), after the boss Mario didn't move or jump. Sometimes platforms are too tight together so to get on a higher one I jumped on its edgeor something. Also, I noticed its better going left first to get a shroom or the ON thingy.

Score: 4

"You've GOT to be kidding me!"

submission: King of Buttons

date: November 9, 2005

Now that's original! This was very good, but, tell me, what monkey's ass can't do a few on()s? Better draw something...

Score: 8

"Optimize, optimize"

submission: Doomrunner

date: November 9, 2005

1st, you should animate the lazer, not make it do Math.sin/cos every frame. 2nd, the rockets should head at the closest to angle, not position, enemy. 3rd, the units are hand drawn!
Ain't I geeky or what? Mmhm. Anyway, congrats, it's real addicting despite my (fuckin) perfectionism!

Score: 3

"You're the most talented clock!"

submission: Orange's Bi-Plane

date: November 9, 2005

Sarcasm or irony?... Never mind...
So - drop the clock! Ya clock!

Score: 5

"Make this a full game!"

submission: Krazy Kar

date: November 8, 2005

I see you made the car rotate around the back wheel... How clever. I suggest you experiment with balancing with _rotation if 1 wheel hits the ground or _y if both. Ofcourse, that would take a longer car. That way you could add better physics and stuff.